can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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