Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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