Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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