So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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