u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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