Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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