Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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