I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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