walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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