He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
now i know why i became what i already was.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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