So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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