Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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