oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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