He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
