some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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