why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
