u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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