Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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