This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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