i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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