I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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