i barfeds in our rink
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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