Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
