question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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