drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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