Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Are these your boobs on my camera?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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