quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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