Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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