We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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