Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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