She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
How does it feel to date your dad?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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