if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
