He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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