A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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