I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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