You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
the room spins SO much faster in panama
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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