whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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