I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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