I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
