I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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