i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So many bounce houses so little time
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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