her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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