yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
My balls are so social today.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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