Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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