Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Randomize
