i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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