your thong is hanging out like whoa
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Randomize
