At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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