I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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