im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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